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1/31/07 Click HERE for the latest totals.More Americans now dead in Iraq & Afghanistan than killed on 9-11. Plus 655,000 Iraqis dead. Mama's Shrub![]() ThrillerMichael before he got weird. And Go HERE for a hetero whiteboy version. Quote Of The DayOn Obama: "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that¹s a storybook, man." -- Sen. Joeseph Biden (D-DE)
MacDries says, "Biden puts his foot in his mouth on his 1st day. So he's saying Shirley Chisholm, Jesse Jackson, Mosely-Braun (& Sharpton) were dirty, ugly, stupid, inarticulate and out of the mainstream. I give him a month or two before he drops out." | |
1/30/07 Work DayBeen editing and My Sparkler is coming home tonight. Wake Up! St. John McCain Bush Gives Himself More PowerWhat is a dictator? Go HERE. | |
1/29/07 Al FrankenWhat can you do for Al Franken? Looks like he's gonna run for Senate in Minnesota. Go HERE. Billary/Obama-Rama One good thing is the press is saturating us with Billary such that everyone will get so tired of her they'll start looking for someone to knock her off. Remember Ripley'sBelieve it or not? Go HERE. Quote Of The Day"Bottom line is that we've had enormous successes and we will continue to have enormous successes." -- Dick Cheney, on Iraq, January 24, 2007 Rickie Lee JonesPreview a track from her new CD. Go HERE. Torpor![]() Writers all have favorite words that they frequently use. Jim Harrison uses the word torpor in every book I've ever read of his. I had an approximate idea what it meant but looked it up anyway. Lethargy is close but, the dormant, inactive state of a hibernating or estivating animal is closer. It's what I feel like doing when winter sets in. Now I have to look up estivating. It means rather like hibernation but in the summer. Interesting that Harrison also has a thing about bears. Spineless Congress80 senators oppose escalation yet they will do nothing to stop it. | |
1/28/07 HauntedI saw a ghost this morning. When I woke up, rolled over and opened my eyes, Ann was standing beside the bed smiling. Her hair and make-up was styled like it was in wedding pictures from her first marriage. When I blinked, she was gone. But I was terrified for a few minutes. QuestionWhy do only idiots run for President. The list this time is even worse than usual. Have of whom I've never heard of; Huckabee, Duncan? Why no Warren Buffets or Bill Bradleys or Robert Reichs. Why not Chuck Schumer instead of Billary Obama. There must already be 2 dozen and few drop outs already and only Edwards or Gore deserve it. Work DayFinished proofing The Solution and now working on The Island Is Gone. Have to put in 4-6 hours a day to get it done. I'm getting irritated with the spell checker in MS Word. It has all these flagged words like color and parlor and wants me to use the English versions like colour and parlour. Don't need that. Get Well, B.B. Tricky | |
1/27/07 Brother Daryl Kramer LonelyMy Sparkler is off skiiing in Canada with her BFF Ava and her parents so it's too damn quiet and cold and lonely around here. Pink Tricky Just For Fun![]() Austin City LimitsCaught James McMurtry last night and he's awesome. I had one of his LPs 20 years ago but forgot about him; son of Larry, one of my fave writers. Lonesome Dove, etc. If you catch it and see the interview at the end, you will understand why he is not a star. Self-admitted misanthrope. You'll wanna YouTube him. Live in Aught-Three | |
1/26/07 B.B. In BedThe King of the Blues, 81, has the flu but bouncing back. The Beeb has 10,000 performances behind him eager to get back on the road for his 60th anniversary tour. Happy to hear that my fellow diabetic can live so long. Play Beeb, play. Back In The Day![]() photo: Schon Schurect- 1975 Midnight Mango just sent me proof that I once was young and beardless. There are few such pix since I was able to grow hairs on my face. Sonny Rollins Lots of good stuff here. Podcast and videos etc. Go HERE.Or Go HERE for a Google video. And another with Billy Taylor. Go HERE. Madam SpeakerPELOSI: He's tried this two times, it's failed twice. I asked him at the White House, 'Mr. President, why do you think this time it's going to work?' BUSH: Because I told them it had to. PELOSI: Why didn't you tell them that the other two times? In & Out My Window Teddy Gives 'em Hell TodayBelow 20 degrees and windy. Think I'll hibernate. | |
1/25/07 Work DaySecond proof read of The Solution in process and I've gotta say it's pretty boring; the proofing, that is. Writing is much more tedious than painting but I know when I sign off on this there will still be typos. And I hate typos. Next I have to do the same thing with another novel called The Island Is Gone. Then I can go back to work on The Baker's Dozen which is collection of memoirs. Also got a Novella and a collection of short stories called He/She ready to go. Run Al, RunWhy Gore can win. Go HERE.
MacDries says, "You could do Gore/Clinton but I'd prefer Gore/Edwards. Imagine how the world would be if Gore had been annointed 6 years ago." | |
1/24/07 Artist Of The DayGo HERE. Need Some New Insults?Go HERE. Andy Griffith '08 You Heard It Here FirstJon Stewart of The Daily Show took issue with the Vows videos on the NYTimes web site. See Toss Up below. Always ahead of the cultural curve. Go HERE. One Less CandidateKerry wisely decides no. He must have read the polls. Dee Grupp & Stevie Carl's sis. Bug-eyed BenitoCheck out how Guiliani comes across on TV. Plumb ForgotSlipped my mind that The Shrub was telling us what is The State of Our Union. I was caught up in Seinfeld re-runs. Now I'll have to figure it out for myself. | |
1/23/07 Howard Hunt?Go HERE for a wrap-up in case you don't remember him. His pal Liddy is still alive. May they all soon rot in hell. Kevin WelchMy bro Dennis turned me on to this guy. Will Smith's Home This is the one he had here last time. This year it is similar but larger. He has a two story trailer complete with exercise room. And all the streets in a 4 square block area are filled with his minions and paraphrenalia. You begin to understand how they spend 100 million making a movie. Dozens of PAs standing around; doing something 1 minute out of 60. Like ConEd crews. We've had endless movies shot outside our windows in the last 27 years. There is Dustin Hoffman running down Front Street in Marathon Man. Years before there was Hatfull Of Rain down the street. Kate got Goldie Hawn's autograph when they were shooting a re-make of some Neil Simon movie. Steve martin was also there and said, "Don't you want my autograph too?" And Kate said, "Sure." Even though she wasn't sure who he was. They shot that last Zodzilla disaster in front of our loft. And a Samuel Jackson/Ben Affleck movie on the FDR outside our window. Tons of commercials and TV crapolla as well. Quote Of The Day"Every single person out there that is of any consequence knows the vice president doesn't know what he's talking about. I can't be more blunt than that. He is yet to be right one single time on Iraq." -- Sen. Joe Biden Lennie TristanoRight up there with Monk. And Go HERE. Doonesbury Trumps Donald Spineless Dems44 Dems in House refuse to call for a pullout of troops. That now makes it their war | |
1/22/07 Bi-Partisanship*FINALLY, someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker. The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York State. "Run Hillary, Run" Democrats put it on the rear bumper. Republicans put it on the front bumper.
MacDries says, "If I drove a car I'd put mine on the front bumper." | |
1/21/07 Doh! Of The DayHeadline: NYTimes.com, Clinton Success In Presidential Race No Sure Thing. Toss UpI can't decide which video features are more obnoxious: Amanda Congdon on ABCNews.com or the Vows feature on NewYorkTimes.com. You can choose. Congdon has a severe case of cuteness and a "nice rack" with terminal affectation. The Vows series is empty and shallow since everyone knows that romance aside, most marriages end in broken vows and often infidelity. Betcha can't watch more than one episode of either. Or even finish watching the first. Subconcious-LeeKonitz with Warne Marsh. Bring 'em Home BillieJust wonderful. No body better and quite a line-up. Lester Young, Coleman Hawkins, Ben Webster, Gerry Mulligan, Roy Eldridge, Doc Cheatham, Vic Dickenson, Danny Barker, Milt Hinton, Mal Waldron. Watch especially for the love light in Billie's eye when Prez takes a solo. Fine & Mellow And Go HERE for an 18 year old Billie with Duke Ellington. Bill Richardson, HispanicHalf hispanic, like Barak is half black. Sharpton, all black, is half serious The field is getting crowded and poor Kucinich doesn't get a mention when the lists are compiled. | |
1/20/07 Work DayFinished converting and now proofing The Solution: so on it goes. Time for Top Chef and Sopranos re-runs. My bro Spike's first wife has breast cancer and her son has spinal disk problems. Another old friend has a daughter in deep psycological hell and he says he's drowning. What's new with you? Quote Of The Day"...distortion in dreams is the washing action, the water-back, the censor of the wish, the disguise. And just as one awake to the causes, pauses before inventing a dogma (preferring to pull the wool over weak eyes to veil the truth) a man constantly at war will talk of peace." -- Miller Lyon
MacDries says, "Miller Lyon is the narrator of The Solution:, soon to be published along with a second novel called The Island Is Gone.
MacDries says, "C'mon Gore. Get off your walrus ass. You can't leave us such meager choices." | |
1/19/07 Perfect (for Kate)JT & DC. Also check out At Last by DC & Mary Blige. Then Go HERE for Chicks Rock Chicks Rule. Party ShuffleThings To Do In Denver When You're Dead by Warren Zevon just came up on iTunes. Whenever I hear it it reminds me of my younger brother David who died in Denver and I'm sure he knew the song. Sweet Old World also makes me think of him. None The LeastI had a productive day today. One more and I'll have my MSS ready for proofing. Hot FlashWord is out that Jenna Shrub is pitching a book proposal about "her experiences". Gimme odds on whose book will get a contract first: Mine or Jenna's. It's gotta be a hoot. Meanwhile, FOX says Cheney is now more popular than The Schub. Work Day![]() But first, a nappy. | |
1/18/07 President McGovernGeorge talks to The Shrub. Go HERE. More Lack Of BlogGot one novel converted to a pdf and have to redo a second one as a Word document so I can convert it to a pdf. Then I can submit them to Lulu for publication. At which time I hope you will all buy them. Ha! At least they will be finished Then I can finish a memoir I've been drafting. Betcha can't wait. TodayThink I'll do some more work today. It's freezing in New York. | |
1/17/07 Happy Birthday![]() ©2004 Danny Dries Still younger than me. Lack Of BlogIf you noticed I haven't had much to say today, it's cuz I've actually been doing something creative. I've been trying to convert a couple novels to pdf files so I can self-publish them. I Think I've been sucessful with one but now have to proof-read it. The earlier one is more troublesome and don't know if I'll be able to do it. It has a lot of illustrations and is difficult to do. It's actually rather nice not knowing what is going on in the world. It's also getting on to dinner time and My Sparkler will be getting hungry. St. John McCain Express"If you get involved in a major ground war in the Saudi desert, I think support will erode significantly. Nor should it be supported. We cannot even contemplate, in my view, trading American blood for Iraqi blood." Sen. John McCain [New York Times Aug 19, 1990] | |
1/16/07 FUBARPentagon sells obsolete spare parts. Iran is the buyer. So much for the axis of evil. We have seen the enemy and he is us. Go HERE.
MacDries says, "Not for the first time. We once sold scrap metal to Japan and it came back in the form of bombs."
MacDries says, "That poor kid should feel very lucky. He could have had a hand chopped off. Singapore must be getting liberal."
MacDries says, "Edwards/Obama '08? I'm just short of predicting it. I'd prefer Edwards/Richardson or Gore/Obama." | |
11/05/06 California Girls![]() Dogfight. Medicare Rx Drugs BillRobert Reich explains how the Dems are screwing up the whole deal. Go HERE. From WlfSngAll of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear ... and be misread. These are not made up. Check them out yourself! 1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com 5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com 6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com 8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com 9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, www.speedofart.com Elton & Eminem Jack Johnson Another Pitbull Murder A 10 year old girl from San Antonio, TX was killed by her neighbor's pitbull. I don't understand why those creatures are not outlawed. Or at least make their owners go to jail for murder. Martin Luther King Day40 years later but another war. School's out. Go HERE for many pertinent links to MLK. | |
1/14/07 Coming Up!Bush is going to extend his war into Iran and don't tell me it's in revenge of Carter's failure to trounce them for the hostages. This guy is a rogue. Like Nixon, he's losing his politcal base in congress. But! Who's gonna stop him? Gun ControlI'm not talking about registering guns. I'm saying stop selling them and burn the factories to the ground. All those who have guns can keep them until they get convicted of illegal usage and then melt that weapon down. Go HERE for a listing of school shootings. Heavy RotationStadium Arcadium Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not All The Stars And Boulevards The Harry Smith Project: The Anthology Of American Folk Music Revisited All Jacked Up The Little Willies Happy BirthdayGretchen & Aaron's mother and Carl & Dorothy's mother were both born on this day in different years. Have a happy one Linda and R.I.P. Solveig. Heroes![]() ©2004 Danny Dries Word is The Greatest is slipping fast. He'll be 65 on Wednesday. Psycho KillerLuckily there are tons of links to RT on YouTube. See especially the 7 part documentary Solitary Life. | |
1/13/07 Other Wars But they're just black people with no oil to speak of. Go HERE. The Hell With iPhoneZune is a comin'. Go HERE. Pile Up![]() ©2005 Danny Dries Quote Of The Day"No society that feeds its children on tales of successful violence can expect them not to believe that violence in the end is rewarded." -- Margaret Mead, anthropologist (1901-1978) Ford Rates The PresidentsThe Ford who by his own estimation was no Lincoln; the man who pardoned Tricky Dick, letting the world know that equal justice does not apply to Presidents. The appointed temp Prez calls Nobel Peace Prize winner Carter a disaster. On a par with Hoover. Carter who brokered peace between Eqypt & Israel and has become the best ex-prex ever instead of retiring to a golf course in Palm Springs. Ford did get it right about Reagan however. And Clinton, who instituted many of Reagan's policies "was average". And best of all he didn't know The Shrub well enough to rank him. What a mind. For the record. When Reagan came into office preaching balanced budget and welfare cheats there was a $990 billion nat'l debt. When he left it was $4.8 trillion. Poppy "Read My Lips" (41) ran it up to $5.7 trillion. After Clinton managed to run surpluses and enact welfare reform for a couple years at the end of his second term The Shrub (43) has managed to balloon it up to almost $9 trillion. That's without counting $400 billion for Iraq which is off budget. So much for GOP fiscal restraint. Repeat Birds In Flight![]() Go HERE for more pix. It's Tomorrow Already![]() . | |
1/12/07 The Great Upper PlainsComing from Iowa, lived in South Dakota, schooled in Minnesota, taught in St.Louis, I've always thought it a misnomer to call it the mid-west. Anyhow, Carl's friend Ron Robinson is a writer/publisher of art and writing from that area and has a web site you should check out. Ex Machina Books & Art. Go HERE. Ron is the guy with the world class flat-top I posted a while back. ![]() ©Carl Grupp A Tale Of Two CitiesDestroy Baghdad actively and New Orleans passively. Spend hundreds of billions to destroy Iraq and a few millions to rebuild New Orleans. What is this national insanity? And why can no one STOP this little weasel in the White House? Impeachment must be considered even if it gives us President Cheney. I ♥ Kate The GreatEverytime I hear or read the word Chicago, I feel a heartache from missing my Kate. I feel she's happy but still I miss her daily presence. Quote Of The Day"I would confess I'm no expert on Iraq." -- Robert Gates- Sec. Of Defense
MacDries says, "That's why you were picked dewd." | |
1/11/07 4 My SparklerDarryl Hannah is not only a beautiful and talented actress, she also has a mind. Go HERE. Blowin' In The WindThis is why I love the internet and why it must remain free. This is pure democracy. Not Being A TrekkieI have no idea what this guys is saying or if his metaphors hold up. None the less it is a hoot. That's Poker*Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says,"Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity." The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in." Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are. | |
1/10/07 General GeorgeWords of wisdom. Artist For Today![]() Lauren Greenfield will be doing a signing for her latest book Thin on Saturday evening 6p-9p @ Photographic Gallery in the nabe. 252 Front Street. Go HERE for Lauren's website. Go HERE for Photographic Gallery. Greenfield's subject is often young girls and what they are about. 2006 Darwin AwardsGo HERE. Ground ControlSpace Oddity by David Bowie. When Aaron was 2-3, he used to sit on the floor with a head set on, sucking his thumb and listen to this song. He also loved Rocket Man by Elton John. Holy GOP Go HERE for more.*via CodeFred. | |
1/9/07 Monty Python Rules Liberal/Moderate/Libertarian/Conservative/Fascist?Wanna test where you stand? Go HERE. You might be surprised that I came up as: (drum roll) Left Liberal. Do I Need This? Don't think so. I have all those things (and too much more) at home but when I leave home I like to leave all those things behind. None the less a couple hundred shares of Apple, Inc just rose $1450 today. So play on Steve. Many people do need well designed multi-tasking instruments. For business or pleasure or just because it's kewl. And it's a whole lot kewler than Vista. Kate's & Emma's FavesKate's current fave, John Mayer's latest CD Continuum is his best to date. Continuum Emma's current fave Augustana's CD All The Stars & Boulevards is also pretty good. All The Stars And Boulevards Augustana's members are from the mid-west and I'm thinking they are named after the college where Carl taught for decades. Also got a 2CD live album from Wilco called Kicking Television which is pretty good too. Kicking Television: Live in Chicago Teddy Speaks OutAt least one Dem is not behind "The Surge". Go HERE. Return Of The Grievous AngelRyan Adams channeling Gram Parsons with Emmykou. Go HERE. And FBB do Devil In Disguise. Echo StressOff to hit the treadmill. This one only takes about 20 minutes instead of 3 1/2 hours like the last one. Also get the results of last weeks test and get a flu shot. What with insulin and blood sugar tests and occasional shots I get pricked with needles almost as much as a drug addict but unlike a junkie I get no pleasure from it. | |
1/8/07 The ReasonSome people call Democrats spineless and there is plenty of evidence to support that opinion. The most recent being: Democrats say they are against The Shrub's ideas for escalation (code word "surge"). Escalation is what the various adminstrations did in Vietnam. New words are needed for the samo samo. However, none of them are actually going to do so. Reason? The longer this war drags on, the more likely it is that USA will elect a Dem in '08. If they refuse to fund "The Surge" they can be blamed for the inevitable failure and thus St. McCain will be elected. Chicken-shit is what they stand for and not for saving lives and letting Iraqis settle their own disputes. RepeatAffirmation
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