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July Y2K8

7/31/08
Click HERE for the latest totals.
More Americans now dead in Iraq & Afghanistan than killed on 9-11. Plus 655,000 Iraqis dead.


Sending Me Angels
Song by Jerry Lynn Williams, sung by Delbert McClinton. Clapton raves about Williams. Go HERE.
Cell Phone Users
FYI. Go HERE.
The Moons Of Jupiter
Go HERE.
Guess Who Leads?
World's biggest arms dealers. Go HERE.
Michael Jantzen
A new web site from an old friend. He is currently included in the housing show at MoMA. Go HERE.
Vintage Stones
Go HERE.
And Go HERE for Clapton.
Artist Of The Day
Chris Jordan, Conceptual Photographer. Go HERE. I think I posted this link before.

7/30/08
Commander In Chief
Quote Of The Day
"Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people."
-- George W. Bush, July 4, 2008
Tom Waits
2 1/2 hour concert on NPR. Go HERE.
h/t Dee Grupp
San Francisco
Made of toothpicks. Go HERE.
h/t Kate The Great

7/29/08
Professor Obama
Kate got there too late to take his courses but... Go HERE.
Neil Not So Young
Still he fights on. I just love the guy. Go HERE.
Sad Story
Reading Clapton the autobio of Eric which is not that interesting but one item: Clapton & Jimi had become friends and Eric wanted to give him a gift. Jimi famously played a right-handed Stratocaster upside down, as did Albert King and a few other wrong-handers. Eric found a left-handed Strat and bought it for Jimi. He brought it to a concert that night where he knew Jimi would be. Jimi didn't show. He died that night.
Angel From Montgomery
Bonnie, Bruce, Brian, Jackson, & Kim. Go HERE.
Dixie Chicken
Little Feat, Bonnie, Emmylou & Jesse. So young and beautiful. Go HERE.
Toby & Willie
Shame on you Willie. Keith is an idiot but you should know better. And Colbert as well. Go HERE.
It's Obama's Election To Lose
284-147. Go HERE.
More On T. Boone Pickins Plan
Go HERE.


7/28/08
F... Mad Men
Just watched the new premiere and have to say it still sucks. Try The Big Bang Theory instead. The best show on TV in years.
Bad Relationships
Dane Cook, comedian. Go HERE.
Pt. 2 Go HERE.
Robert Novak Has A Brain Tumor
I think we've all known for a long time that something was wrong. Especially the recent traffic blackout. But does it account for the mean-minded bigotry and wrong-headedness he's propounded for so long. He can hope the Lord has mercy.
Ready, Set, Go!
The "Race" is on. You knew it would. Go HERE.
NYTimes Adam Nagourney
...clearly has a boner for Obama. He has to find items so this is his latest: Admitting that Obama is ahead and running a better campaign than McCain, raising more money and leading in all the polls, Nagourney nags, "Why isn't he doing better? Geez. Go HERE.
At Least A Trillion Pages
Google says "Way more." Go HERE.
Yes, The Surge Is Working
"We" are winning in Iraq. Go HERE.
Quote Of The Day
" I believe that, when he said that we had to leave Iraq, and we had to be out by last March, and we had to have a date certain, that was in contravention to -- and still is -- the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General David Petraeus."
-- John McCain

MacDries says, "Tell that to Chairman JCS Admiral Mike Mullen." Go HERE.

Chuck Berry Bails
Leaves tour with 2 Sold Out concerts. Rumor is he's ill. Go HERE.


7/27/08
I'm Still Pissed...
and take it personally that The Shrub has been allowed to be Prez for 8 years. Truth is I'm still pissed that Reagan was too.
Etta James
Her signature, At Last. Go HERE.
And Blind Girl.Go HERE.
Eva Cassidy
Sings Danny Boy. Go HERE.
and Tennesee Waltz. Go HERE.
Waiting For A Train
Rare footage of Jimmy Rodgers. Go HERE.
If You're In LA

An old friend from Rome days, now lives in Ojai where I wish I lived.

7/26/08
Smart People
Freeman Dyson on bio-Tech. Go HERE.
Quote Of The Day
"We've been visited on this planet and the UFO phenomena is real. It's been well covered up by all our governments for the last 60 years or so, but slowly it's leaked out and some of us have been privileged to have been briefed on some of it."
-- Apollo 14 Astronaut Dr. Edgar Mitchell Go HERE.

MacDries says, "Yes indeed and on one of the trips back in the day, they picked up D.B. Cooper as he parachuted. They still have some of our loot in a bank, somewhere in Universe."
Still Younger Than Me & Bob
Mick Jagger is 65. Go HERE.
Still Relevant @ 83
Profile of Jimmy Carter. Go HERE.
16 Months & Out
McCain likes Maliki's 16 months but not Obama's. Go HERE.
Old Rockin' Chair
Armstrong & Teagarden.

Deja Vu All Over Again
New Neil Young documentary opens today. Go HERE.
4 Iowans Try To Do The Job Of Congress
Arrest Rove. Go HERE.


7/25/08
Louis, Mary, Richard & Now Louise
The Leakeys carry on. Go HERE.
Memo: To Obama
Listen to Brezinski before you get too deeply into Sabre Rattling on Afghanistan. Remember the Russian Debacle that brought down the Soviet Union. Go HERE.
Quote Of The Day
"I like to play fast. I get excited, and I have to sort of control myself, restrain myself. But when the rhythm section gets cooking, I want to explode."
- - Johnny Griffin
My Sparkler

Emma is in her 2nd half at Camp Oneka and I'm missing her and all that hair.
Johnny Griffin, 80, RIP
Some of his best work was done alongside out mentor, Monk. Go HERE.
Monk & Johnny Griffin Coming On The Hudson
Just Play or Click On Down Arrow and select "Save As Source".
Go HERE for A Monk's Dream. Spend some time on YerTube, an amazing source to explore the library of music. One thing leads to another.

7/24/08
Silencing A Soldier
Not allowed to blog. Go HERE.
Like Father/Like Son
Guiliani's son reveals his Rudy. Go HERE.
The Clean-Up Crew
New from Reality TV. An oxymoron if I've ever heard of one. Go HERE.
FontMania
See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Barack & Brian Williams
He continues to impress with his basic intelligence and direct knowledge of issues. Go HERE.
Go HERE for the speech.
Artist Of The Day
Photographer Lia Halloran. Go HERE.
Obama Wins Presidency
...of Europe.

Barack Banned In Berlin
U.S. Foreign Service Workers forbidden to attend. Go HERE.


7/23/08
Either/Or
This will either make you cry or puke. Go HERE.
h/t Grupp
Quote Of The Day
"Maybe I am slightly inhuman... all I ever wanted to do was to paint sunlight on the side of a house."
-- Edward Hopper, whose 126th birthday was yesterday.
Today's Free Tune
Jesse Winchester. Rhumba Man
Just Play or Click On Down Arrow and select "Save As Source".
The Pickens Plan
Even rich oil guys can be right some of the time. Go HERE.
h/t WlfSng
The Big Suck-Up!
Barak begins by calling it "the miracle of Israel". Go HERE.
And I don't understand why. We can only hope after he's elected that he will take a position more Carter-esque; that is to say even handed.
Here are some cursory numbers. Jewish population in the USA = 6.5 million. African American population in the USA = 40 million.
Why not "the miracle of Africa"?
Busted!
Robt. Novak, fascist pundit, hits a pedestrian with his black Corvette and tries to run. Go HERE.
"I've wanted to be a racecar driver all my life, and anyone who has watched me drive can tell you that."
-- Robert Novak
"I really hate jaywalkers. I despise them. Since I don't run the country, all I can do is yell at 'em. The other option is to run 'em over, but as a compassionate conservative, I would never do that."
-- Robert Novak
The "Liberal" Media
McCain flubs again but CBS has his back and edits him. Go HERE. And Go HERE.
And: NYT tells Paul Krugman to lay off Bush. Go HERE.


7/22/08
More On Mad Men
I TiVoed a few more episodes from the 1st season for Kate The Great and the new season begins on the 27th. So, last night, I watched a couple more episodes to make sure of my take. Verdict: It's even worse than I first thought. The smoking and drinking is getting ridiculous, the men are all jerks, the women are either whores, mules or saps being cheated on. Except the lead handsome man; he is troubled and I can already guess what's bothering him. The anti-semitism theme is becoming heavier and he's falling in love with a depressing Jewish woman. He has a secret and not just his mistress: My guess? He too is a secret Jew.
Even if this was a comedy it would not be funny.
Ramblin' Jack Elliot
Bob's mentor does Bob.

More McCain Geography
McCain, the foreign policy expert, thinks there is an Iraq-Pakistan border. Go HERE.
Today
Like living in a swamp. Chance of rain.

7/21/08
Good News
Karadzic Arrested for War Crimes. Ratko Mladic still at large. Bush, Cheney, Rove, Rumsfeld, still at large and next in line to be tried. Not to mention Osama bin Laden. Go HERE.
Wind Energy
When I was a boy many farms in Iowa still had wind mills to power their immediate needs. Then came Rural Electrification with all those ugly poles and lines and then the telephone poles. Everyone forgot about personal wind mills and opted for the easy way out.
Now we have the options of tidal, solar, wind, natural gas and the odious choice of nuclear with its waste disposal problems that look to be as awful as the carbon footprint of coal and oil. Go HERE and start the thought process.
Quote Of The Day
"And they have no disregard for human life."
-- President Bush, referring to enemy fighters in Afghanistan

MacDries says, "Not to worry, The Shrub has plenty to go around."
Kate The Great Says...
"if you care about womens health care and reproductive rights..." Go HERE and sign the petition.
Go HERE for details.
McCain's Credentials
Or lack thereof... Go HERE.
Insurance Company Rules
What's that? Go HERE.
Inneresting
100 most misspelled words. Go HERE.
h/t Wlfsng


7/20/08
Some Art

The Tide Has Turned
Now that Obama has the nomination and leading in the polls, he starts to talk like another Prez obsessed with war. His war will be Afghanistan, it seems. I'd like to think I'm wrong.
Go HERE.
Meanwhile McCain & Rudy take in a game. Go HERE.
Yesterday & Today
The internet sucks.
Glenn Gould
The best plays Bach.
Go HERE for The Goldberg Variations.
Wm B. Yeats
My fave poet. Go HERE.


7/19/08
Someone Is Getting Fired
Go HERE.
Angelina & Brad
Make them stop.
Today's Free Tune
Charlie Poole & The North Carolina Ramblers. White House Blues
Just Play or Click On Down Arrow and select "Save As Source".
Quote Of The Day
"U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama talks about 16 months. That, we think, would be the right timeframe for a withdrawal, with the possibility of slight changes."
-- Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki.
Black Knight
So, with all the hype and me not being a huge fan of action/adventure flix, Kate and I were debating whether to believe it about Heath Ledger (this generations' James Dean) being so Oscar Worthy awesome. I allowed then my opinion about Christian Bale being the worst actor in the world (with the possible exception of Krispin Glover) and Kate's jaw dropped. Blasphemy, apparently. She and Emma are huge fans of Little Women. Guess I won't be going with her. It would ruin the ambience.
Today
I got nuthin'. Hot and muggy. Woke up sweating. AC on all day. In addition, the internets are sluggish as hell today. Lots of drop-outs and slow connections.

7/18/08
Waxman
Why isn't Henry Waxman Speaker Of The House instead of Pussy Pelosi? He seems to be the only one going after The Shrub. Go HERE.
This Punk...
...makes more than a Representative to Congress. The 28 year old body man, dog boy to The Shrub, former boyfriend of Jenna, looks to fill in an empty CV.
Go HERE.
Four Freshmen
My first love. Saw them many times at The Roof Garden on Lake Okoboji. Got their autograph too.

And the franchise is still going, even if they are not the same old boys. Go HERE.
Jo Stafford, 90, RIP
A fine singer. I grew up listening to her with T&J Dorsey. Go HERE.
And Go HERE for some Jambalya.
Some Art

Zette Emmons
How much we know of our friends. I've known Zette as an upstairs neighbor and now around the corner for 25 years. We've shared Thanksgiving dinners and parties galore. She has watched my young girls grow up and is like an Aunt but I just realized how little I know about her. Go HERE.
Read it and you will know more than I have all these years.
The Dark Side Of The Moon
No, not Pink Floyd. Go HERE.
Kinda Scares Me
McCain, with all his blunders and stupidity, is still polling in the 40% range. Given the record of American elections, it has to give one pause if not nausea.
Luckily, I've not seen one poll yet that has him in the lead, except in those dead red states. I'm still tender from McGovern's defeat by a Nixon landslide even after everyone knew everything about Nixon.
Dan Rather's Senior Moment
Osama/Obama. What's the diff? Jesse paved the way for both of them. Go HERE.
Artists Are Weird
Go HERE.
George W. Bush Memorial Sewage Plant
Go HERE.
Love & All that Crap
TED has a new issue. Go HERE.
She has no conclusion.
What's Goin' On
Marvin Gaye. Go HERE.
h/t Leslie Carr

7/17/08
Forget Hagel/Bloomberg
There are rules. Go HERE.
Donate A Kidney
Via your belly button. Amazing. Go HERE.
Quote Of The Day
"Should the Iranian regime -- do they have the sovereign right to have civilian nuclear power? So, like, if I were you, that's what I'd ask me. And the answer is, yes, they do."
-- George W. Bush

MacDries says, "Whoa! Radical!"
PEPFAR Passes
Score one for Andrew and friends. Go HERE.
Let's see Bush veto this one.
In Case You Haven't Heard...
Jon Stewart of The Daily Show is a Jew. Not just "Jew-ish". Why he thinks he needs to keep reminding us of this fact is beyond me. He thinks it is per se funny, in some way, to be Jewish. He even thinks Wolf Blitzer in The Situation Room has a Nazi ring to it.
My parents were devout Catholics. I'm not! That's the punch line.
Bye Bayh
Evan's neo-con credentials. Go HERE.
Billionaire Bloomberg Bails Out Multi-millionaire Hillary
Get the pattern here? Go HERE.
Romney Forgives Himself $45 Million
Go HERE.
Larry (Wide-Stance) Craig Offers A Metaphor
Don't let the oil barons jerk us around by the nozzle. Go HERE.
Hell Freezes Over
Congress actually overrides Bush veto. Go HERE.
Rachel Maddow
Why is The Old Grey Lady afraid to show Rachel's lovely face. Is she a lesbo-phobe? Go HERE.
Every Drunk Is Different
And we are all the same. David Carr of The New York Times tells his tale. Go HERE.
Kay Ryan - New Poet Laureate
Nothing Ventured

Nothing exists as a block
and cannot be parceled up.
So if nothing's ventured
it's not just talk;
it's the big wager.
Don't you wonder
how people think
the banks of space
and time don't matter?
How they'll drain
the big tanks down to
slime and salamanders
and want thanks?

Go HERE for more.
And Go HERE.


7/16/08
The Rich Get Richer...
Until they get caught. A few go to jail. Many others have better lawyers. Go HERE.
Go On... Tell Me More
Two guys living near-by are related to a caveman. DNA does its trick. Go HERE.
Thread Collective
Gita Nandan and her cohorts have given Kate The Great a spot for the summer. Thanks to all those fine Green Folks. Go HERE to learn more.
This Is Very Very Rich
To the point of vomit. Liddy Dole wants to re-name AIDS bill after Jesse "da bigot, da homophobe" Helms. This is a woman who once ran for Prez after her husband got romped by Clinton. Go HERE.
Emmylou & The Hot Band
Rock'n Roll medley. Albert Lee, Rodney Crowell & others. Fuck the Beatles & The Stones, this is the best rock'n roll band of all time.

Jerry Lee & Emmylou - Lewis & Harris
Go HERE.
George & Emmylou - Jones & Harris
Go HERE.
George & Randy - Jones & Travis
Go HERE.
Quote Of The Day
"The New Yorker finally got it right."
-- G. Gordon Liddy, on Obama cover

MacDries says, "That ought to end the discussion. G. Gordon likes it."
Teddy T's New Video
Go HERE.
Switching The Fight To Aphganistan?
Not too smart Obama. Remember the Soviet Union got its ass whipped there and its also where we first paid Osama to continue the struggle. He did and we paid for it again and again. Still paying.
Who was it said, "Defense is the best offense."?
Adam Nagourney STFU
New York Times top politcal writer has the slant wrong, as usual. Go HERE.
How does he and Bulmiller keep their jobs in the "liberal" NYT?
A Couple Of Losers
On the short list for Veep? Nunn and Bayh? Sure hope not. Nunn comes from the Lieberman branch of the party and who ever heard of Bayh; except his daddy Birch was attractive 20 30 years ago. Go HERE.
Too Much To Hope For
Bush Administration Worried... Go HERE.
China Gets Ready

Go HERE for more.
h/t WlfSng


7/15/08
Today's Free Tune
Bill Evans. Peace Piece
Just Play or Click On Down Arrow and select "Save As Source".
McCain Says...
"I know how to win wars." In fact he got shot down in a war America lost. So, what war has he won? Grenada? Go HERE.
War Crimes & Torture
Rachel Maddow, one of my faves. Go HERE.
The Art Of Earth
Go HERE.
More On The New Yorker Cover
Satire? Perhaps. In another context. "But for the New Yorker to run what is essentially right wing propaganda on its cover, sans explanation, and then claim that they were satirizing not the Obamas but the propaganda surrounding them, is just dumb." Go HERE.
Hillary Wants To Keep Your Money
Go HERE.
New York Times
Did'ja know...? The paper of record can endorse candidates but its employees cannot contribute to candidates nor volunteer. Go HERE.


7/14/08
Geography 101
It seems to me a basic part of foreign policy should include a geographical knowledge Europe. McCain, however, doesn't seem to grasp that Czechoslovakia hasn't existed for 15 years. Go HERE.
This Sucks
We've had a huge Strand Bookstore Annex in the nabe since I've been here. Now, due to landlord greed and rent increases and contant construction on Fulton Street (post-9-11) they are going to close. What is a neighborhood without a good bookstore? 20% off all books until August 31st.
Weigh In
The New Yorker cover slams Obama and claims it is just pro-Obama satire. As my old Poppy used to say, "T'aint funny Magee." One might expect such a thing from The New Republic. Go HERE.


7/13/08
Arnold Leads The Way
On Global Warming. Go HERE.
How It Is Done
Bush wants to build a library. Go HERE.
A Perfect Breeze
The 2nd day of perfect weather (80 degrees and no humidity) with a cool breeze coming in my front windows and no need for a fan at night. Now that is weather. I hate to always complain.
Missing Gonzo Thompson
Go HERE.
Missing George Carlin
God Bless Joe Pesci. Go HERE.
I'd Pay To See That
All we get is Hip-Hop, Break-dancing and Mexican guitarists. Go HERE.
BarCode Art
Go HERE.
A 12 Year Old In 1992
Tells it like it was and still is.

Brangelina Has Twins
Again? No, really this time. They named them something and something else. Pix to come if you can pay.
Friday The 13th
Comes on the Lord's Day this month.

7/12/08
Beth Orton
$3 donation will get you into the Prospect Park Bandshell, Saturday night at 7:30. Gates open 6:30. Kate and I will be there. Weather looks good.
Update: Subways screwed up, of course, it's the weekend but Kate the Great was a bit more savvy about Brooklyn nabes so we managed to get there and got decent seats. Problem is: The warm up group was perhaps the most boring group of Brooklyn boy you can imagine. They played a full hour then another 1/2 hour to set up two mikes and a rug for Beth. After that it got pretty good with a few exceptions. The two girls on my left checked their cell phones every 5 minutes and were text messaging furiously; stopping only to applaude. Then there was a group of "Friends" of Celebrate Brooklyn who had a special section to have dinner while the concert was in progress. The hum and drone of the bunch was irritating to say the least. Go HERE.
Orton had an excellent young guy accompanying her. He played guitar, dobro, uke, fiddle and piano. The music was fine and Orton was giddy; telling us a few times that she had a daughter, now 19 months, in the audience. Go HERE.
Upshot is: I may be too old (now that I don't smoke reefer) for concerts. Or for the company of others for that matter.
Michael Jantzen @ MoMA
Long time friend is included in a new show opening on July 20th. Go HERE. And Go HERE.
Ms. Smith Indicts Mr. Bush

Bruce Connor, 74, RIP
California artist, filmaker, died last Monday. Go HERE.

7/11/08
Today's Free Tune
JT. Line'em Up
Just Play or Click On Down Arrow and select "Save As Source".
Quote Of The Day
"Has anyone ever noticed that we live in the only country in the world where all the poor people are fat?"
-- Foot-In-Mouth Phil Gramm Go HERE for more.

MacDries says, "I live near Wall Street where presumably most are well off and they are all 30 pounds overweight too."
Improv Everywhere
Subway Art. Go HERE.
All Things Byrne
Brighton Port Authority. Go HERE.
Hybrid Medical Animation
Somewhere between Science & Art. Same as it ever was. Beautiful! Go HERE.
Fixing Dinner
One of the best stop-action shorts I've ever seen.

Car Alarms & Barking Dogs
In the parking lot across the street there is a particular car; its alarm, horn honking, lights flashing etc. has gone off for 30 seconds every 1/2 hour since this morning. The only thing stopping me from going over and smashing its windshield is the fear that it will then go off continuously until its asshole owner returns from Wall Street. This problem is similar to the all day barking dog next door. You are just screwed.
The only solution: Do not live next to parking lots or people. That's why I miss my country house. Oh, yeah, I forgot, I had a barking dog across the road up there too.
Ads vs. Reality
What you see is not what you gonna get. Go HERE.
I Am A Doughnut
JFK's famous speech in Berlin, Eddie Izzard style.

Even Worse Than You Thought
Banned 2004 interview of The Shrub by Irish Television. Go HERE.
Photoshopping Fox News
Go HERE.
Beth Orton
$3 donation will get you into the Prospect Park Bandshell, Saturday night at 7:30. Gates open 6:30. Kate and I will be there.


7/10/08
A Spade Is A Spade
These so-called Feminist Hillary supporters who shy away from Obama are scum. They are self-deserving losers. If a guy with a couple of grandmothers, a single mother, a wife and two daughters cannot be trusted to stand up for women, who can? Bill Clinton, who screwed and still screws around? Perhaps John McCain who doesn't support the ERA and wants to overturn Roe v. Wade? And calls his wife a "c***".
Get a fucking life "girls".
The Odds On Edwards
Leftovers but still tasty and vetted. Go HERE.
Another Quote Of The Day
"To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain and play with it."
-- Charlie Chaplin
OutFoxed
Why do left-wing blogs keep publishing items about FOX. In PR terms, "All news is Good News." Go HERE. Or better yet, Ignore Them.
Rove
Arrest this M***** F*****. Can no one take down this little weasel? Rove says he is bound to follow the White House's guidance, although he has offered to answer questions specifically on the Siegelman case but only with no transcript taken and not under oath. Go HERE.

MacDries translates, "I'll testify if I am allowed to lie."
Quote Of The Day
"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter.'"
-- G.W. Bush to his fellow G8 leaders.
Today's Free Tune
Duke & Trane. In A Sentimental Mood
Just Play or Click On Down Arrow and select "Save As Source".
Really Creepy
Go HERE.
And watch it full-screen.
h/t Mike Derry
Little Feat

Ted Koppel In/On China
This should be interesting; on Discovery. Go HERE.
What He Actually Said Was...
"See, Barack been... um... talking down to black people on this faith-based... I wanna cut his nuts off."
-- Jesse Jackson

MacDries says, "And he was whispering to a brutha so he knew he was being an asshole."
Go HERE.


7/9/08
John Mayer
Kate The Great's dreamboy is playing tonight and she has tickets. She is in denial re: Jennifer Aniston. I like him too; saw him for free a couple years ago with Buddy Guy. At his age if he continues to grow he could be Clapton when he's 60. BTW I just ordered Clapton, the bio.
I Hate David Pogue
But like picking a scab, I have to try watching his NYT videos from time to time. I never watch a whole one, I just have to confirm his odiousness (odiousnicity). Whatever.
Ditto for that dilettante Mylena Ryzek.
Teddy's Back
You go Ted... Go HERE.
Memo to Jesse: STFU
Adulterer Jesse Jackson has another "Hymie" moment caught on tape. This time it seems just petty jealousy. Go HERE.
Art Archives

FISA
Disgusting all around. The Senate has 100 members and 69% of them are weiners. And that includes you Obama. 38% of them are Democrats. Go HERE.

When Harry Met Sally
Women Love This Scene. Most men think it's stupid.

Heat Wave
Wish I were somewhere else. Late start today. Just back from my annual Echo Sonogram. These tests are my cardiologists cash cow but I can't really believe they can tell anything from them. Insurance pays so I agree. He's kept me alive since '86 so he must be doing something right.

7/8/08
Obscene
G8 Guys & Gals enjoy 18 courses of gourmet delights while discussing World Food Crisis and hunger. Go HERE.
Shopping
My drinking glasses have been disappearing and as I broke another last night, it was time to replace them. I thought about buying online but opted for Century 21. Bad decision. Had an immediate panic attack and almost vomited from all the perfume; masses of overweight women (90% women) buying stuff. Luckily I found a set of 12 for 8 bucks. Tall, short and juice and hit a short line. In and out in 10 minutes. God I hope I don't have to buy anything else for a while.
McCain & The Columbian Gambit
More than is proposed. Go HERE.
MDs Bailout On Medicare/Medicaid
The dance continues. Go HERE.
AKO

Andrea is starting a series of small shows in her studio/store down here in the nabe. I'll be doing one soon.
Turns Out...
that Esophageal bleeding I had a while back may have been caused by the largely in-effective SSRI anti-depressant (Lexapro) I was taking at the time. Go HERE.
Missing Emma
This is one of her current faves. Mine too. Grace Potter & The Nocturnals.

Touch Screens
Not just on iPhones. Go HERE.
Web Jargon
Meme: Go HERE.
The Latest On Lara Logan
All the juicy details of my fave embedded news reporter. Go HERE.
5 Minute University

McCain=Bush


7/7/08
Jesse Helms Update
I love it. I don't care if it's true or not.
"It appears that the little shit, Helms, might actually have died at 10:30 p.m. on 7/3 and the nursing home faked the records." Go HERE.
Obama/Bloomberg
It just occured to me that the nightmare could be immanent. He met with him months ago and that started the speculation. Then he hired Carolyn Kennedy for his search committee. Carolyn was working for the Bloomberg administration for a few years.
Sure hope not. Barack doesn't need that little billionaire facist who has flipped with the Rep/Dem wind for so many years. Mike doesn't know who he is beyond the fact that he likes to tell people what to do. I'm not a fan. The only thing Mike has going for him is that NYC has a history of really awful Mayors: Koch, Guiliani, Guiliani, Koch. All not sure whether they were Dems or Reps.
This Is What Is Coming!
My old nabe is changing again. I think of it as money in the bank for my girls. I have a solid lease. Go HERE.
Art Archives

Living Real
Family downsizes and gives 1/2 away. Go HERE.
Mad Men
If you long for the old days when everyone smokes and drinks on the job this is your prime time soap. It is the current hype that it is the new Sopranos. (Not even close.) Oh, and it has Jews though they are not really welcome. It makes me feel slimy watching it. Sorry Kate, Harry, Leslie. Go HERE.
There have been a few dramas on TV that have qualities equal to a good movie: The Edge Of Darkness mini-series from Britain, Lonesome Dove (Duval, T.L. Jones), The Sopranos (I'm up to season 3), The Executioners Song with T.L. Jones again. Mad Men is not one of them.
Mars Photos
Powerpoint Download
h/t Wlfsng

7/6/08
The New "Catch 22"
As if there wasn't enough. Go HERE.
Artist Of The Day
Jim Denevan. Go HERE.
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Score!
400 pounds of pot delivered to wrong guy. Go HERE.
Teddy Thompson
New CD A Piece Of What You Need is his 4th great album. Last Track has a delayed Xtra track. Don't know why they do that.
Rain Delay
Wimbledon is start and stop today. Nadal was stomping The Fed until 3rd set. Then the rain. Now its 5th set and even. More rain. That sucks.
Started watching about 9:30 this morning and it's now over at 4:40pm. Nadal in 5 sets. Great match but I was pulling for The Fed. That's enough work for one day.

7/5/08
Women Are Just As Bad As Men
If you need proof... watch Sex & The City or... Go HERE.
Blo & Go
Senator (R-MN) Norm Coleman's wife Laurie has invented a useful device. (Attn: Larry Craig) Go HERE.
At least he'll have some income to fall back on when Al Franken kicks his ass this year.
Get a peek... Go HERE.
Why Columbia For McCain?
At this time... one theory. Go HERE.
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Da' Cops
Wonder why some people hate the police? Well... last night the city invited people to visit the South Street Seaport to view the fireworks for the 4th of July. They then proceeded to block all the direct access street with barriers and shepard everyone here and there with no particular order. If one lives in the nabe or was invited to a party or had a dinner reservation, you were forced to show your ID. God Damn bin Laden.

7/4/08
What Didn't Happen
The media view is not history. A story is a story and any story will do. Go HERE.
Bozo, 83, RIP
Still not as big a clown as Jesse Helms. Go HERE.
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EWR-Overnight - June 2001 - 22" x 28"
Art @ Wimbledon
Go HERE.
Air Piano
Get yours now. Go HERE.
Score: One Down On The 4th Of July
Jesse Helms, 86, Bigot. Hipocrit. Homophobe. Republican. Segregationist. Senator, with an illegitimate black daughter. I thought he was already dead. Go HERE.


7/3/08
If Obama?
Bush will bomb Iran. If McCain he will wait. Sy Hersh explains. Go HERE.
Headline Of The Day (or Week) (or Month
Pregnant Man Gives Birth To Daughter. (via Turkey baster.)
I won't dignify this with a link. It's all over the internets if you need to.
FISA
Whatever you do, DO NOT join the Obama group against his stand on FISA. I did so stupidly and have gotten about 200 SPAM emails in two hours.
Not A Car Owner

But I'd like to take a long road trip. Think I'll go to Spain instead but the dollar is @41%. Think I'll stay home and take acid.
4th Amendment
Keith O reads it for the NSA which doesn't seem to understand "probable cause". Go HERE.
Venus/Serena
Same as it ever was @ Wimbledon.
Clark/McCain
Never have liked Wesley Clark and never thought he was qualified to be Prez. That said, what he said about McCain is true. Being a POW does not qualify anyone to be Prez. That said, it was a stupid thing to point out and will only snare a lot of sympathy votes for Saint John. Obama was right to distance himself from such crap.
IMHO.
Bush Tours Devastation
Surveys damage to America since his election. Go HERE.
Brangelina
Do you think the Pitt/Jolie duo feel bereft if they pick up a daily paper and there is no mention of them?
The Shrub's Final Days
I awoke in the middle of the night thinking about the end of Dubya. It occurred to me that he will of course pardon Cheney, Rove, Scooter et. al. Then I thought that still leaves him vulnerable in future for his crimes. The solution woulld be for him to resign and Prez Cheney can do the same for him. Far fetched? I don't think so. It will still leave them all vulnerable if they leave the country.
They cannot be allowed to get away with all of it.
Carlinisms
New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport.  It's one of the seven deadly sins.  ESPN Recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting.  What's next, competitive farting?  Oh wait, they're already doing that.  It's called 'The Howard Stern Show.' 

7/2/08
Mia Farrow's Photos
Ms. Farrow believes that going to Darfur, Chad and CAR and taking pictures of indreibly beautiful children and people will somehow explain the genocide going on at this moment. Go HERE.
Wall-E
The little robot must be doing something right to piss off the right wingnuts. Go HERE.
Waterboarding
Iraq War proselytizer Christopher Hitchens agrees to have it done to him. His conclusion? Go HERE.
A Little Sugar In My Bowl
Nina Simone. Go HERE.
And Bessie Smith. Go HERE.
Carlinisms
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you Spiritual.  It's right above the crack of your ass.  And it translates to 'beef with broccoli.'   The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant.  You're not spiritual.  You're just high. 

7/1/08
The Internets
They suck today. Very slow and lots of drop-outs. At least my connection with Verizon does.
Polls?
Two polls published today. One says Obama has a double digit lead. The other says he and McCain are in a statistical dead heat; meaning Obama's lead is only 5%.
Whenever I get a poll call, I hang up after telling the caller to get a life.
Bucky Died Today
In 1983. His wife Anne Hewlett died 36 hours later, after 66 years together.
Rolling Stone:Your ideas have not always been well received, and there have been some very difficult times in your personal life. In these times of adversity, what has kept you going?
BF: Really one thing - love. It's that terribly serious thing, love. Which you feel for your mother and your wife and the other people around you. I say that radiation is inherently disintegrative; it comes apart. Gravity is inherently integrative; it pulls together. And to me, there's a good possibility that love is what I'd call metaphysical gravity. It really holds everything together. In my sense of the most awful times of my life, there was still that love there. I knew a lot of people loved me.
Click HERE for the Buckminster Fuller Institiute
George W. Bush Goes To Hell
From our first month, 4 years ago.
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room: In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room: In it was Ronald Reagan with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.
The devil opened a third door: Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in with disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I could handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
Overheard In NYC
Teen #1: Yo, that machete nigga was dancin' with Hitler in heaven!
Teen #2: Yo, with Hitla?!
Teen #3: Oh, shit!
Haven't been there in quite a while. Go HERE.
How To Pretend You Give A S*** About The Election
Go HERE.
Those Pesky S Words
First McCain didn't know the difference between Shia and Sunni. Now he confuses Somalia with Sudan. Clearly this is the guy with Foreign Policy experience. Go HERE.
Dylan Day
Carl sent me a couple of tracks this morning which triggered a Bob Fest. Blonde On Blonde came up first and it's amazing how fresh it still is.
Now comes Blood On The Tracks.
Next is John Wesley Harding & Love & Theft.
Wall-E
Easter eggs inside. Go HERE.
Carlinisms
New Rule : Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull.  People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili.  Hey, it cost less than a dollar.  What did you expect it to contain?  Lobster ?

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